7 Party Ruiners
Thursday, April 30, 2009
7 People That Will Ruin Any Party
College was a pretty fun time for me, especially when I lived in a house with my best friends. We set up our class schedule so we only had class 2 days a week and spent the rest of week throwing house parties, going out and playing sports.
In the 2 years I spent living with them. I’ve noticed a few things about the people who come to the parties. There’s always a few individuals who come to have a good time but somehow end up ruining the party for everyone else.
Here’s 7 of those people I’ve come across.
7. The Dumped Person
Usually the guy or girl who’s been dumped. They come to the party to take their mind off their ex but end up just sitting in the corner of the couch with that stupid look on their face.. They also don’t participate in any drinking games, making you wonder why they came and if they could just go home and mope, instead of on your couch.
6. Only Knows You Person
This person is exactly the reason why you should never invite someone to a party if they don’t know at least 3 other people that are attending. This person gets annoying after a few minutes because they don’t take the time to get to know anyone else and is basically attached to your hip.
5. Politics Guy 
Every party has one of these guys. These guys can’t leave the real world at the door and insist on talking about it until everyone is on the verge of beating the crap out of them. You’re at a party dude, leave the politics for PPL class.
4. The Glory Days Guy 
This guy talks about only one thing and one thing only, the days when he was a decent JV player or had one great football game in HS. This guy gets annoying after some time because he can’t contribute to any other conversation unless it somehow relates to his glory days (and somehow they always find a way to relate it to their glory days.)
3. The “Hey Look At Me Girl”
Usually a girl who comes in with a bunch of other girls, squealing and making noise while giving everyone in the room a kiss. Or it’s the girl who’s been dumped and starts to cry every time her and her ex’s song plays. She then has her friends leave the party to attend to her needs.
2. Drunk Within Half Hour Person
This person drinks too fast and doesn’t know how to hold their liquor so they’re drunk before the party even starts and slurs stupid things the rest of the night to random people. If it’s a girl, many times they end up crashing and forcing their friends to take care of them the rest of the night.
1. Creepy Guy Who Wants To Sleep With Everyone
Every party has one of these guys too. This guy wants to sleep with every girl that walks in through the door and tries to do it by eyeing the drunk or semi-drunk chicks. He’ll continue to talk to them or follow them around hoping they give in. Girls hate this guy and end up leaving your party becuase of this guy. And a party without any girls is lame.
Have you come across any of these people at a party? Or worse have you ever been guilty of being one of these people? What else do people do that end up ruining a party?
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